REAL MAN of the Year

Fellow blogger Elgee calls it his "Douchebag of the Year" award (which is currently going to Martin Erzinger on his blog, by a landslide).

I'm going to call it "REAL MAN" of the Year.  And my current front runner might just be Bo Pelini, *dick*-Head Coach of the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team.

"I said 'NO onions' on my cheeseburger!"

If any of you saw the Texas A&M v. Nebraska football game Saturday night, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

It takes a REAL MAN to be downright pugilistic to the officials of a game when they call 16 penalties on your team;

It takes a REAL MAN to show the complete lack of composure and discipline that got your team those 16 penalties in the first place;

It takes a REAL MAN to throw a tantrum on your starting quarterback; who, by the way, is playing on half a wheel because he's the only hope your team has got;

It takes a REAL MAN to take a position of great responsibility and dignity - a Division 1 head football coach - and use it to become a complete ass on national television;

It takes a REAL MAN to run after the officials when the clock hits :00, instead of congratulating the other team for shutting your ass DOWN;

Wow...starting to sound a little like a "Douchebag", huh?