Friday, November 27, 2009

The Choices We Make

So I think I'm getting a little closer on this bike situation.

After much deliberation with myself, as well as analyzing their pluses and minuses for hours on end, I've narrowed it down to two bikes - the 2010 Marin Nail Trail 29er and the 2010 Specialized Stumpjumper Comp 29er.

Marin Nail Trail 29er


Specialized Stumpjumper Comp 29er



Both of these bikes are built pretty similarly.  I can get the Marin for $1500, or the Stumpy for $1550.  Geometry-wise, the Marin 22" frame has a 640mm effective top tube, but the Specialized 23" frame has a 660mm TT.  The Spec Epic I ride right now has a 640mm TT, but I run a 140mm stem, which I'm trying to get away from.

Both bikes will need some new parts right out of the box to make them "race-worthy", i.e. light weight (24 pounds or less) w/ better quality.  Also, a new wheelset will be purchased for either, and both will go tubeless as soon as I take possession.

Marin Nail Trail 29er Components (and what I'd replace them with):
  • Fox 100mm fork
  • WTB LaserDisc Trail rims laced to Shimano Deore hubs replaced with Mavic C29ssmax wheelset 
  • FSA OS150LX alloy stem replaced with Ritchey WCS 4-Axis stem (in white)
  • House brand alloy handlebar replaced with Ritchey WCS lo-rise bar (in white)
  • FSA SL-280 350mm seatpost replaced with Thomson Elite Setback 400mm post
  • WTB Vigo Comp saddle replaced with Fizik Gobi saddle (in white)
  • Shimano SLX shifters
  • Shimano SLX F Der
  • Shimano XT R Der
  • Shimano Deore-level crankset replaced with Shimano XT crankset
  • Shimano Deore cassette replaced with SRAM PG-990 cassette
  • WTB Prowler 2.1 tires replaced with Maxxis Crossmark 2.1 tires
  • Avid Elixir CR brakes
Approx. weight before:  28.2 lbs
Approx. weight after:  23.8 lbs

Total Cost:  $2,750 (with BRO discounts)

Specialized Stumpjumper Comp 29 Components (and what I'd replace them with):
  • RockShox Reba SL 90mm fork (adjustable to 100mm)
  • DTSwiss X450SL rims laced to Shimano Deore Hubs replaced with either Mavic or Roval
  • House brand alloy stem
  • House brand alloy handlebar replaced with Easton Monkeylite SL bar
  • House brand 400mm seatpost
  • Specialized Phenom CrMo saddle
  • SRAM X.7 shifters
  • Shimano SLX F Der
  • SRAM X.9 R Der
  • Shimano Deore-level crankset replaced with Shimano XT crankset
  • Shimano Deore cassette replaced with SRAM PG-990 cassette
  • Specialized FastTrak LK 2.0 tires
  • Avid Elixir R brakes
Approx. weight before:  26.3 lbs
Approx. weight after:  24.0 lbs
Total Cost:  $2,600 (with $200 rebate)

As you can see, the Marin has a little more work that needs to be done to it than the Specialized does.  Also, I believe that the geometry of the Specialized is going to be a little bit more of what I'm looking for - a lean, stretched out cross-country racer.

Plus, some say I'm a brand-whore, but I would argue I just stick to stuff that works for me.  All my basketball shoes are Nike (or Jordan), all my electronics are Sony, and all of my bikes to this point have been Specialized, with exception of my 'cross bike (Kona Jake the Snake).  We've got four Specialized bikes in our garage right now.  For me, I have a level of comfort with Specialized, that I know what I'm getting.  That means a lot to me, and it is very difficult to stray from that.  I have been supremely happy with every Specialized bicycle I have ever owned.

So, all things considered, I'm leaning heavily toward the Stumpjumper over the Marin Nail Trail.  That's not to say the Nail Trail wouldn't be a great bike - I just don't have the comfort level with it that I would have with the Stumpy.

Happy Turkey Day Everyone!

I hope you all had a fantastic Thanksgiving, whether it was catching up with family, hanging out with friends, or just spending the day with a loved one.

My Turkey Day started off with the 2nd Annual Mike Janelle Frozen Turkey Time Trial.  Basic synopsis is thus:  Secure a frozen Jennie-O in a milk crate, tie said milk crate to the back of Elgee's original Specialized Rockhopper with a 20-foot rope, and pull it around a roughly 1-minute course at the Eagle Fairgrounds.  Turkey has to stay in the crate, and the crate has to stay attached to the bike, for the run to count.  One run only, time trial format.
 The Turkey...



Tied to this bike...



A good time was had by all, with Jon-O-Brah Jono Ridler taking home the bacon...err, turkey.  And new this year, the traveling trophy - a 1998-vintage Nokia cell phone in hunter orange.



I, myself, did not fair so well.  Had a great lap and monster gear going, but as I turned the corner to start climbing the Turkey d'Huez, the damn bird popped right out of the crate.  I failed to secure the turkey, so my effort ended up with a big ol' fat DQ.








After was all said and done, Mike Janelle Jr. showed up to wish us all a happy Thanksgiving.

 Lookin' forward to next year!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Little Girls Selling Cookies



YES, PLEASE!  I'LL TAKE  BOX OF THIN MINTS!

Monday, November 23, 2009

What Is It With People These Days?

WARNING:  This post is [R] rated.  But I wanted...er, needed to get it off my chest.  And I'm sure you all watch movies with some level of adult situations and violence, whether you're supposed to or not, so deal with it.  I hope this strikes a chord in all of my readers, and provokes some introspection as to who you are, who you want to be, and what you're doing to fulfill both.

Several weeks ago, in Vail, a local resident (that has had past run-ins with the law) visited a local establishment, got drunk and belligerent, and pulled a loaded handgun while being escorted out, killing one innocent bystander and wounding several others.  Come to find out after the fact, the man suffered from PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder) from a tour in Vietnam, where he was a radio repairman (while he apparently told people he was an Army Ranger).  That's not to belittle him for the part he played - but it's not exactly shooting an M-16 into the jungle at who-knows-what.  [Noted that I was not in Vietnam, so I don't know first hand the experiences of those who were.  I'm just saying there's a logical difference between soldering printed circuit boards and emptying a clip from a machine gun while under duress yourself.] 

Anyway, he went off his medication for a while and was apparently delirious.

Today, a friend brings to me word of YouTube videos allegedly showing a gang in downtown Denver picking out a random person and beating him senseless.  I have a little more taste, class and human decency than to try and find this video, so I'll take this information at face value.  It should also be said that if this is actually true, I do not know the circumstances (Was the person alone?  With a loved one?  With a group of friends?), nor do I know the reality of the situation (Was the person truly random?  Was it a person someone in the gang knew?  Did the victim say something or do something to provoke the fight?).

Both happenings stirred the same thought from a number of people:  That taking advantage of Colorado's legalized weapon-carrying is a good idea, and should be taken advantage of.

For the people that think this is the right solution, that somehow carrying a loaded handgun while your going to a bar, or out to dinner, or whatever is going to alleviate the problem -

YOU'RE FUCKING FULL OF IT.

PERIOD.

Let it be known I am a right-wing Republican (though farther left than many believe).  I believe in the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.  I believe that anyone has the right to own a gun.  Multiple, if you want.  I've got a couple.  Frankly, I grew up hunting in Kansas, learning how to properly use and care for firearms.  I can sit behind a trap arm and break 46 out of 50 blue rock with a pump-action .410, tomorrow if need be.  I participated in target practice with my dad in Arizona, shooting a .22 six-shooter at old beer cans, at the ripe ol' age of 6.  I might even say I'm pretty good with a gun; some I know might agree.

But it has never crossed my mind to carry a gun with me when the reason was other than to harvest the animals God put on his green earth for specifically that purpose, or to practice or enjoy the purity of the sport by targeting inanimate objects, like blue rock (trap, clay pigeons, whatever else you call them) and the like.

First of all, if you're going to tell me with a straight face that with a number of society's delinquents threatening, you would (a) be willing and (b) be able to pull a gun, stick it in someone's face, and pull the trigger, and fully understand the ramifications of your actions - you're either militarily trained (and you're likely going to win the fight), you're an idiot (and you don't understand), or you're no better than they are (and have absolutely no human decency).  And then, with exception of the first possibility, they're going to kill you.  That's why they're called a 'gang' - there's more than one.  You ain't gonna kill em' all with your Beretta.  Do you honestly think, in your twisted little world, that not one of them has a gun as well?  Which means you're a dead man.  Fucking brilliant - you made the third page of tomorrow morning's Post.  YOU CAN'T UNDO WHAT JUST HAPPENED - THIS IS NOT A FUCKING VIDEO GAME.

Second, let me play a hypothetical scenario out for you.  Say the guy in the bar in Vail pulls his gun, just like he did.  Say you have one on you.  So you whip it out, and shoot at him.  Only you miss (because you ain't John Wayne, holmes), and hit the innocent waitress in the back of the room.  Let's go one further, and say it was a busy night, and someone else brought a 'piece' with them.  They yank it and blast away.  Now there's three stupid motherfuckers shooting guns in the room, not just one.  How many people get killed in that scenario?  Sure, the original gunman eventually (in the best case outcome of this little experiment) gets killed, but in all reality, he isn't the only one in a body bag at the end of the night.  And to top it off, the you and the other gun-toter are now participants in the legal system, pleading "self defense".  True, it is self defense, kind of.  But my tax dollars are paying for your little trip through the courtroom.  So fuck you - I ain't paying for your ass.  Why should I see my donations to Uncle Sam funding your blatant fucking stupidity?

Finally, this idea of carrying a handgun is the prototypical "How do I get out of a situation?", where what people should be focusing on is STAYING OUT OF THE FUCKING SITUATION TO BEGIN WITH.  Granted, there is a level of randomness associated with both these incidents.  The shooting in Vail is the first homicide in the town in 30 years, and frankly, was a freak act that could happen anywhere.  People should treat it as such.  It sounds inhumane, but chalk it up to shitty luck; my condolences and sympathy to those who were truly affected by this senseless action.  Do you really think it's going to do you any good to carry a loaded gun with you from now on, waiting for the next incident to happen 30 years from now?  Why waste your time?  Why stress yourself out?  Why provide yourself with opportunity for accidents to happen?  Why provide yourself with the opportunity to get drunk and belligerent, and shoot someone yourself?  Worked out pretty well for Plaxico Burress, huh?  The problem that occured in downtown Denver may be less random, but there is still a randomness to it.  But you have heard it happen before.  Why tempt fate?  In a city the size of Denver, why push your luck, and visit someplace with a known repetitive violent history after dark?  Don't give me the "just going to dinner" or "doing some shopping" bullshit.  There fantastic restaurants and wonderful stores all over the city.  Be smart about it - take friends with you, or go during the day - or just stay the fuck out.  Let's put it this way - if I ever thought I would need to carry a gun to feel safe somewhere that didn't currently involve a lot of sand, rocks, and people that speak in a different tongue and believe in an extremist religion,...well, gee-whiz, I'd probably NOT GO THERE.


Like I said, I believe in the Second Amendment.  I believe in the right to keep and bear arms.  I believe in the intent of the Second Amendment.  But I also believe that people need to be smart enough to understand when to exercise that right, and to understand the consequences of exercising that right.

Too many people in today's society act first, think second.  Very few, in the heat of the moment, truly understand the implications of their actions or even their suggestions.

People need to use their head for something other than the place they're going to shove their next fucking cheeseburger.  Leave the law enforcement to the enforcers of the law.  That's what we pay them for.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Don't Lie About Your Handicap

A businessman was attending a conference in Africa.
He had a free day and wanted to play a round of golf.
He was directed to a golf course in the nearby jungle.

After a short journey, he arrived at the course and asked
the pro if he could get on.

"Sure," said the Pro. "What's your handicap?"

Not wanting to admit that he had an 18 handicap,
he decided to cut it a bit. "Well, its 16," said the businessman,
"But what's the relevance since I'll be playing alone?"

"It's very important for us to know," said the Pro, who then
called a caddy. "Go out with this gentleman," said the Pro, "his
handicap is 16."

The businessman was very surprised at this constant
reference to his handicap. The caddy picked up the businessman's
bag and a large rifle. Again, the businessman was surprised but decided
to ask no questions.

They arrived on the 1st hole, a par 4. "Please avoid those trees on
the left," said the caddy. Needless to say, the businessman
duck-hooked his ball into the trees.

He found his ball and was about to punch it out when he heard the
loud crack of the rifle and a large snake fell dead from a
tree above his head. The caddy stood next to him with the
rifle smoking in his hand. "That's the mamba, the most poisonous snake
in all Africa. You're lucky I was here with you."

After taking a bogey, they moved to the 2nd hole, a par 5.
"Avoid those bushes on the right," says the caddy. Of
course, the businessman's ball went straight into the
bushes. As he went to pick up his ball, he heard the loud crack of
the caddy's rifle once more and a huge lion fell dead at his
feet. "I've saved your life again," said the caddy.

The 3rd hole was a par 3 with a lake in front of the green.
The businessman's ball came up just short of the green and
rolled back to the edge of the water. To take a shot, he had
to stand with one foot in the lake. As he was about to swing, a
large crocodile emerged from the water and bit off much of his
right leg. As he fell to the ground bleeding and in great pain, he saw
the caddy with the rifle propped at his side, looking on
unconcernedly. "Why didn't you kill it?" asked the man incredulously.

"I'm sorry, sir," said the caddy, "This is the 17th handicap hole, you
don't get a shot here."

That's why you never lie about your handicap.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Felt NINE Ltd Review

In my search of the pinnacle of perfection with regard to my next racing mountain bike, my adventures have taken me to the land of 29ers.  For those of you that are, shall we say, "not in the know"...a typical mountain bike uses 26" diameter wheels.  A 29er, as could be reasonably inferred, is a mountain bike using 29" wheels.

Bigger wheel = heavier; but...

Bigger wheel = higher momentum
Bigger wheel = better traction
Bigger wheel = better center of gravity
Bigger wheel = shallower angle of attack (meaning bumps affect the path and momentum of the bike less)

Since I've been racing on a full-suspension (again - this is a "shock absorber" on both the front wheel/fork and rear wheel/frame) 26er for my entire 'career', I have been subconsciously pushed toward creating an uberlight full-suspension 29er.  Through all my research, as well as the ability to demo a race-oriented FS 29er from Intense, I've found two things to be true:
  • The lightest I'm going to get any of the current-gen full-suspension 29ers is in the realm of high 25-lb range.
  • I'm going to spend between $4,000 and $6,000 to accomplish that feat.

So, I sat back and took a hard look at hardtails (a mountain bike without the rear wheel suspension) again.  I've been told, and read other people in various internet forums, that you don't need rear suspension with the 29er, because of the positives listed above.  But, I'm a skeptic.  So I borrowed Elgee's (http://addictedtobicycles.blogspot.com) Felt NINE Ltd (carbon hardtail 29er), and took it out for a spin on the Eagle Race Course.  Bike was set up with a RockShox Reba Race fork, a full compliment of carbon cockpit components, Avid Elixir disc brakes, and Mavic C29ssmax wheels meated up with Hutchinson Pythons running tubeless. 

The course sets up in a figure-eight; the first section consists of fireroad climbing and swoopy windey singletrack descent through sagebrush.  The second section consists of more fireroad climbing, a singletrack climb up over a ridge, and a quasi-technical singletrack descent, finishing up with some more swoopy windey singletrack.  This isn't the steepest stuff you'll climb, or the gnarliest stuff you'll descend, but it does give you a good general proving ground for bikes, and the whole figure-eight is pretty quick.

My quick afternoon demo of the Felt NINE Ltd wasn't ideal, as the bike I was riding is only a 20.5" frame size.  I say 'only' because no matter what I were to do with stem length and seatposts, this frame would NEVER fit me.  But it is the largest carbon frame size Felt manufactures.

The first thing I noticed is how the bike responds when climbing out of the saddle.  It just goes.  Even my Specialized Epic has a little sag in it when you stand up; regardless of how tight you have the Brain set.  No, this bike has the feeling that every watt you dump into the cranks gets directly translated to the rear wheel.

Ride quality felt harsh at first, on the climb.  Regardless of how shallow the attack angle is, if you're fat-assing the saddle, you will get jarred every time the rear wheel tracks up and over a rock.  That being said, there wasn't much chatter or trail feedback felt - it was really smooth with the exception of rolling the rear over a decent sized bump.  However, I ride my Epic really stiff; in retrospect, the Felt wasn't substantially bumpier than a ride aboard the Specialized.


This bike absolutely destroys fire road climbs and smooth singletrack.  Between the stiffness of the bike and the better center of gravity, the Felt rides through corners like its on rails.

When descending, the lack of suspension wasn't noticed.  The bike tracked true through anything I threw at it, and was rather nimble in doing so.  I didn't huck any real drops, but the singletrack descent is steep in spots, and offers some spots to get some air.  No issues whatsoever.

The only real complaint I had about the Felt NINE Ltd had to do with out-of-the-saddle climbing up a rocky incline.  The bouncing of the bike caused some ghost-shifting of the rear transmission that was annoying, but I can't say why it was happening.  Was the rear derailleur out of tune?  Was the rear of the frame flexing that much?  Is the chain a link long?  Dunno.

After riding the Felt, though, the thought process for my next bike has rapidly changed directions...I'm officially in the market for a hardtail 29er now.

The Best Time of The Year...

...sports-wise, began last night in earnest, with many NCAA men's basketball programs tying their kicks tight to play their first regular season games.

K-State, welcoming in an awesome recruiting class this year, got things started off on the right foot, posting a 92-54 win over Loyola-Chicago.  Unlike football, where teams (i.e. K-State) get ridiculed for playing creampuffs at the beginning of the year, this is common practice in basketball, because there are plenty of opportunities for teams during the non-conference schedule to line up some decent competition.


Now it sounds like a 38-point victory would be something to be happy about.  Unable to watch the game on TV (Fox Sports KC wasn't available on Dish Network), I had to revert to reading about the game this morning.  Either head coach Frank Martin is being absolutely brutal, or that was as bad of a 38-point victory as a team can have.  Here are some quotes (courtesy of Kstatesports.com):

On Curtis Kelly's performance [22/7/3 in 26 minutes]...
"He grabbed one defensive rebound. That is not a very good performance in my opinion. He made layups; I can make layups."


On why the rebounding was a problem [K-State was out-rebounded 51-41]...
"We stunk. No disrespect to Loyola because their kids played their hearts out. They grabbed 25 offensive rebounds. We were the worst team in the country yesterday in practice and we deserved to play as bad as we did. I hope we got embarrassed by it. It was the worst practice I have been associated with since I have been coaching basketball."

On how the team will prepare with the quick turnaround [for the next game on Sunday]...
"We better be better tomorrow in practice because if not it will be a long Saturday."

Huh.  Well, let's hope he gets them whipped into shape, I guess.

Next game versus Western Illinois at Bramlage Coliseum, Manhattan, Sunday at 3:00pm local.  GO STATE!